I know life is hard but it’s harder if you can’t just sit back and relax and laugh a little with these funny quotes that I’ve collected around the internet. Don’t worry, I gave a proper credit and they should be thankful that I’ve recognized their presence here in the internet or else, they’ll remain unknown to this universe created by God. 😀
Shall we start? Buckle up your seat belts, grab a popcorn and let’s have fun!
1.) Google search leveling up!
When all is possible with Google, you can even search your eyeglasses on their search engine. Just be prepared with the answer.
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2.) Secret to weight loss
Seriously, is this the secret on weight loss for some women? Well, maybe it’s the reason why they still have good body figure. Go Figure! 😀
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3.) The iPhone is far more important.
Have you ever wondered why some people are more worried about their phone than themselves? I’ll never wonder they’ll say “OMG! My iPhone is so broken! Let’s bring this one to the repair shop fast!” and they would just say to the person “Nah! Your knees are fine!” When obviously, it’s bleeding badly and needs medical attention. Tsss..
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4.) Just plain weird.
It’s just so weird if this happens to you. If I’m too loud, they would shush me up. But if I’m too quiet, they would ask me “Are you okay?” Weird people. I’m naturally a quiet person it’s just, there are 3 reasons why I’m quiet. One, I’m with the wrong group of people. Two, I have nothing to talk about. Three, they’re talking nonsense. 😀
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5.) The “Haha” Meter
You want to know how funny your joke is? With this “Haha” meter, you can measure how funny your joke is especially when you’re chatting with a friend or just with a plain stranger in a chat room. If you tell a funny joke and no one responds, it would be little awkward for you. AWKWARD!
6.) Stating The Obvious
Some people tend to ask the obvious question where you really know the answer. If someone will ask “Where are you?” I would answer “I’m here in front of you, alive and talking.” Please be specific in asking questions next time. 😀
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7.) I’m sure about this.
Who agrees with me on this one? I’m sure all of you raised your arms and say “I do!”
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8.) The Badass Student
If you’re a student and you answer the teacher this way, I dunno what will happen to you kid!
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9.) The Reality of Life
Don’t worry, I got fooled too! Hahaha!
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10.) Another Reality..
NO! I’m not guilty of this one! I’m sure I’m not…. (someone fell on the floor)
pfffftt.. BWAHAHAHAHA! oops! I mean.. Are you okay? 😀
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Well, I hope you have a good laugh today and spread this to everyone who needs a good laugh. Just sit back, relax and chill! 😀